Apparently I am getting old. I understand that I consistently push my body to its limits, so injuries are inevitable. However, in the past few years I have started developing aches and pains that come out of nowhere. For instance, a few years ago I woke up with a knee pain that made it hard for me to stand up from a seated position… and it has never gone away. However, nothing could prepare me for the completely random – and incapacitating – shoulder injury that came out of nowhere this weekend.
We competed in the Granite Gripper – the annual climbing competition at Enchanted Rock – where run out slab climbs and sharp crack climbs dominate. Neither of these climbing styles are my forte, so I took it fairly easy and knocked out 4 climbs within the first few hours. Then, while walking along the top of a cliff, my shoulder inexplicably gave out.
I was literally just walking.
I didn’t fall or anything.
I seriously need to come up with a better story.
The long walk back to the pavilion with all my gear was excruciating, and I spent the rest of the evening in a sling and near constant pain.
On a brighter note, I had managed to complete enough climbs to not only defend my speed climbing title from last year, but also win the women’s recreation division. I walked away with a pretty fabulous slew of prizes:
- Arc’Teryx jacket (I found it on Amazon for $187)
- Small Marmot backpack
- $50 cash (which John immediately used to get a great deal on a set of nuts at the silent auction)
- Free month of climbing at two different climbing gyms
- Climbing chalk
- Event T-Shirt
And thankfully, now that a few days have passed, my shoulder is nearly pain free.
Guns! The good kind as well!
Damn straight!
HOSS is BOSS
Damn, Lauren! You’ve gotten ripped! Come climb in Southeast Asia on your next tour?
I made John promise to take me to Thailand instead of getting me an engagement ring, so we’ll at least make it there at some point.